“God, you could have healed me if you wanted to.“I would never have used profanity like that if he hadn’t first called me a ‘bleeping-you-know-what.’”.It isn’t my fault that my kids get hungry.” I can’t help it if my family and I have to eat. After all, my former boss is a real jerk and he fired me without a reason. But I really didn’t have much of a choice. You wouldn’t believe how much that woman tempts all the guys in the office.” The only reason I fell into lust is because she kept wearing those super skinny jeans to work. What would they have thought of me then?” I couldn’t very well have been the only one not to go into that bar. “Honey, I’m telling you that I would never have had one too many drinks if it hadn’t been for Joe and all my friends.“Well, if I wasn’t supposed to fornicate, why did God give me sexual urges?”.That idiot behind me was following too closely and if I hadn’t broken the speed limit he would probably have hit me from behind.” It’s a refrain we’ve all heard countless times.
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